What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

What caused the stock market to crash?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?